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Bangla Funny SMS 1

Daroga:Fasite jholar age tomar kono sesh issa ase?
Ashami:ji ase.
Daroga:ki?
Ashami:Amar jaigai apni jhule jan !
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Matal(Jail e): amake akhane ana hoyse keno?amar oporadh ki?
Police: Mod khaowar jonno ana hoyse.
Matal: tahole deri keno?Anun mod,shuru kora jak!
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College a geography class a teacher student k bollo,teacher- shilar udaharon dekhao.
student: sir, shilar ta parina. munnir ta dekhai?
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Son,"Baba, amader school e na akjon hebi shundor madam aschse.
"Baba bollen,"Madam to mayer moto.
"Son bole,"Baba shudhu nijer kothai vable?"
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Ma: Khalamonir kase porte kisher voi?
Meye: Na ma khalamony vison ragi. Kal dekhlam baba tar kaner kase ki jano bollo r omni thas kore 1 chor!
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Miss call dile call free. call korle dekha free. dekha korle friendship free. friendship korle love free. love korle kiss free. kiss korle sex free. sex korle "aids" free.aids hole moron free.moron hole kobor free. kobor hole jahannam free.jahannam e gele agun free. aro free lagbe ki?
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Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto?
Seller:Matro 5ta kiss.
Girl:R oi jamatar daam?
Seler:Matro 10ta kiss.
Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe!
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lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo!
premika:ROSOGOLLA
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Tumi cholte cholte takale akasher dike, Uronto KAK hege dilo tomar mukhe. Tumi raglena, korlena mukh fakase, Mone mone vable "Vaggis manus urena akashe."
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Ami jani apnar mble e taka na i ! Tai ami apnake 1 ti 50 tkr card er number pathalam.......niche namun......
Niche.......
R 1tu niche........
R 1tu niche.......
R o 1br........
Si sih sih ! 50 tkr jnne apni eto niche...
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Tomar mathay ki shing ache? Nei! check koro. nei! Please abar check koro. Shotti Nei! OK ! It's not problem. Because, Gadhar mathay shing thake na...
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wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
hus: ata to kusir khobor
wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae
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Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0 netw0rk busy,what u say?
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Please Ektu koro,
Ektu beshi koro,
Jato paro Tar cheo beshi koro,
Jakhon paro takhon-e koro,
Jekhane paro, sekhane koro.
Ki.....??? -






ki abar ? Ektu porashuna !
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